Monday, November 29, 2010

A revolting drink

What you will need:

Water half a cup.

19 rabbit drops.

A cup.

A tea spoon.

14 spider legs.

5 drops of blood.

A hair ball from your cat.

5 pieces of your best friends toenails.

16 drops of your enemy's pee.

3 warts.

5 pimples.

3 guts from a frog.

5 guts from a fish.

1 tiny piece of skin from your cousin.

1 microwave.

1 drinking glass.

1 pair of tongs.

1 knife.



Step 1: Plug in your microwave.

Step 2: Put the water in the half a cup and place it in the microwave and put it on for 30 seconds.

Step 3: Take the glass out.

Step 4:Get the water and pour it in the glass.

Step 5: Get the tongs out.

Step 6: Grab your tongs and put the 19 rabbit drops in the glass.

Step 7 Squeeze the 5 pimples to make extra juice.

Step 8: Pour the 16 drops of your enemy's pee into the glass.

Step 9: Grab the fish guts and put them in.

Step 10: Put the 5 drops of blood into the microwave for 20 seconds to make it hot.

Step 11: Grab the 5 drops of blood out of the microwave and pour it into the glass.

Step 12: Grab out the knife.

Step 13: Grab out the toppings.

Step14: Cut the frogs guts and put them on top of your revolting drink so u can not see the revolting Drink when you look on top of your drink.

Step 15: Place the tree warts on top of the frog guts.

Step 16: Place your cousins skin in the middle of the three warts.

Step 17: Put the 14 spider legs around the rim of the glass.

Step 18: Put your 5 best friends toenails beside your cousins skin.

Step 19: Place the cats hair ball beside the toenails.

Step 20: Place the spoon beside the drink

Step 21: Now you can drink or sip off your spoon

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

How to make a paper plane

How you make it:

Step 1: Get n a4 piece of paper.

Step 2: Fold the paper in half lenth way it is important to make the ends touch together.

Step 3: Then you open the paper and fold the top two corners into the middle crease

Step 4: Then you fold it lenth ways again and fold it twice on each side.

Step 5: Then you fold it so it touches the end so it looks like a paper plane.

Step 6: NOW FLY.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

term 4 goal

My term four goal is to write neater.

I will learn to write neater when I am doing my work at school and at home. When I am bored at home I will get out my book and start writing neater. I will try to take my time with writing and keep my letters the right size and on the line.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Turn 3 goal assessment

My term three goal is to write neater.

I haven't completed my goal yet but I will write slower than I normally do. I will do lots of practice at home when I am not busy in the week or in the holidays.

He Mihi

Kia Ora,

Ko Aoraki te maunga

Ko Waimakariri te awa

Ko Cameron te ingoa whanau

Ko Angela tuko muma

Ko Lockie tuko papa

Ko Sophie toku ingoa

No Otautahi ahau

Kia Ora

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

The problem in the haunted house

Once upon a time there was a family. There were two girls one boy and a Mum and Dad. One day they got a letter saying:You are invited to my house at 77 Luke Lane at lunch time. The next day the family packed their bags to go to the house. They just got there and they knocked on the door. The door was covered in spider webs and mould.After they saw the door they thought that they would go back home. But the little boy said, "it is worth a try". So the family went into the house then they found a key. The family wondered what the key was for. Then a mummy started to chase the family. The family hid from the mummy but the mummy found them. Then they ran into this room. The room was creaky and really dark. Then the light came on then there was a wizard. The wizard wore a cape and had orange short hair . The wizard had a magic wand to zap people. Then the family sped to the door but the door was locked. Then one of the girls said :"Here is the key." As they unlocked the door the wizard nearly zapped them but he just missed. Then they zoomed out the door and leapt into their car and went home. Then the girls said "We should not go to any houses but our friends ever again.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

acrostic poem/dogs

D ogs are cute because of their breeds

O n there feet all the time

G
oing for a walk in the summer time

S
ome are lazy

Wednesday, April 28, 2010